that’s not even a Pokemon battle that’s straight up assault
worth it for that comment
In all seriousness I made this because it’s one of my pet peeves for guys to assume I’m dressing up/wearing makeup for THEM, but then after I made this, I’m like holy shit I made that hair dryer fuck that shoe. So then I had two reasons to put it on tumblr.
Carry a beautiful piece of nature around your neck at all times. This glass orb contains a beautiful piece of raw amethyst and various pieces of plant life. Sold on Etsy.
I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like
"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME"
I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.He’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! We’re all squidward!
wow, i used to think squidward was such a negative asshole. But, he’s me. He is my spirit animal.